Well, well, well. What have we here?
Honestly, we’re not quite sure. The intake paperwork says this is a handsome four-year-old black-masked fawn (or “BMF” for those in the know) Frenchie boy named Guido who found himself in need of a new home after his humans got divorced. However, early reports from his foster mom describe an animal that doesn't resemble any French Bulldog we've ever met: polite, house-trained, sits by the door to let you know when he needs to go outside, doesn't beg, doesn't snore, knows “sit” and “stay” and – get this – knows his name and comes when you call him.
Needless to say, we are just as simultaneously astonished and suspicious as you are, and will be conducting extensive testing to determine what kind of animal Guido really is. But until we know more, we will reluctantly go with “French Bulldog” and issue forth our standard hearty “Howdy!” to welcome Guido (whatever he is) into the FBRN family. If you would like to toss a few coins Guido’s way, perhaps to fund some nice tasty Nylabones to help him pass the time while we conduct our super-scientific evaluations, click on the link above and donate. Guido the Mystery Beast will thank you!
Hey Guido! Hope you can enjoy some new treats, toys or anything else that makes you happy! You remind us so much of our Frenchie Diesel and the opposite of our late Dozer who had the typical "selective" hearing but was so amazing! All the best! Krem Kicks
Welcome Guido! MATTHEW BARNES
For Guido, you’re in a good place buddy. Annette Thornburgh
Please purchase antler. Love to meet him, when will he be available? Cynthia Ross-Zweig
Hope this donation helps Guido with his vet bills or some tasty treats. He’s precious! Mitch
Penny Wang @PakTrends
Hope Guido enjoys some tasty treats! Such a sweet face! ~molly c.
Hope this helps with anything sweet Guido might need!! Jillian Burgio
Hi Guido!!!! We would love to meet you!!!! Hope to see you very soon! All the best, Mike and Jenn Schickram
Hope your doing well would love some updates! Cynthia RossZweig
Hey Guido! Hope this helps you get some toys no matter what you are! I would love to adopt you :) keep us posted, Kimberly Caracost
You Rock Guido. Douglas OLeary
For Guido. Merry Christmas from the Lee Family
Oh little Guido you are too cute! This donation is actually on behalf of my Reddit Secret Santa Sarah who lives in NY. Happy Holidays! Andrea Signorello
Guido, you deserve an amazing home where you will be spoiled rotten and cherished! We are making this donation in memory of our FBRN Frenchie, Goose, who gave us eight of the best years of our lives. We miss him everyday. xo Dana Smith