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Boy: Sylvia?
Girl: Yes, Mickey.
Boy: How do you call your Lover Boy?
Girl: Come here Lover Boy!
Boy: And if he doesn't answer?
Girl: Oh, Lover Boy…
Boy: And if he still doesn't answer?
Girl: I simply say…
Girl: Baby, oh baby, my sweet baby, you're the one
Both: Baby, oh baby, my sweet baby, you're the one
Oh yes. This boy is the one. His precious little mug is the sort that sends Frenchie lovers into a rhapsody of mewling pleasure and embarrassing baby talk. His coat is equally divine, all shiny thick with brindle stripes that are almost orange. Adding a soupcon of character to his look, his tail is a naked, crooked little thing hidden beneath a puffy fold and a tuft of hair. Hey, perfection is boring, right?
The ironic twist is that Lover Boy was not very loverly to the girls in his previous home, a breeding operation. Since he was no longer willing to, er, perform he was surrendered to FBRN and soon he will be a beloved pet. That was probably his plan all along, don’t you think?
Lover Boy is a super friendly, healthy frog who will be looking for his new home soon. But first he has to rid himself of his unnecessary equipment with a little snippety, snip. Won’t you please help him with his neuter fee by clicking on his picture to the right? Thank you! This Lover Boy can’t wait to be someone’s sweet baby. |
